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Posted on 11/28/09 06:50:07 AM |
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Impavid
Pirate Posts: 161 |
DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Strat has turned your awesome guild into a big fat bunch of crazy Zealots! Even Growler, once an honorary CHRN for his tenacity in the face of terrible odds and no skill, has turned into a mean fanatical douchebag. If you want to save the Vipers from imminent total destruction, come back to the game now, expel strat and restore your guild to the fun loving pirate fighters they once were. Strat has turned anti-piracy into a fundamentalist cause. None of the Vipers are having any fun anymore. |
Posted on 11/28/09 3:30:07 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
We're having fun! Lighten up, griefer. |
Posted on 11/28/09 3:56:51 PM |
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Valkyr Anason
Former Member Posts: 333  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Hey you hear about the new water slide installed at D14? |
Posted on 11/28/09 4:07:51 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Nothing like having a splash fight with a couple buddies after you've wasted a bunch of rats! |
Posted on 11/28/09 4:15:41 PM |
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shlimazel
Former Member Posts: 529  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
I installed a ball room too! ME FIRST ME FIRST _________________ What do we need To take control? We can use The Rat Patrol! Pirates only laugh at Viper as a nervous reaction to that fear they have deep in their heart. -MDuncan |
Posted on 11/28/09 5:34:36 PM |
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Impavid
Pirate Posts: 161 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Splash fight is SO gay... |
Posted on 11/28/09 5:41:42 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Vipers are very secure with their sexuality! Not that there's anything wrong with swinging the other way of course... |
Posted on 11/28/09 10:22:16 PM |
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Impavid
Pirate Posts: 161 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
I meant gay as in GAY, not gay as in homosexual. Splash fight is GAY! |
Posted on 11/28/09 10:57:38 PM |
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Niut'Likatisin
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 498  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Me thinks this thread needs a lock. -Niut |
Posted on 11/29/09 01:43:37 AM |
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Valkyr Anason
Former Member Posts: 333 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Shlim :o ball fight? Really? Know whats fun to? GUYS LETS SPLASH IMP!! *Splash* |
Posted on 11/29/09 03:39:01 AM |
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Impavid
Pirate Posts: 161 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
I getting out of the tub right fucking now. |
Posted on 12/23/09 04:04:55 AM |
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Aleksey
Former Member Posts: 119  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
I wonder what Strat is doing different that no other Viper did before him... Could you please explain, Impavid? |
Posted on 12/23/09 11:54:45 AM |
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Ostan-Be Ralel
Member [VPR] Posts: 89  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
a water slide!? I have soo gotta resub _________________ "Fear is a natural reaction to moving closer to the truth or to seeing the guy next to you being ripped to shreds by a bug." |
Posted on 12/23/09 12:58:36 PM |
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MDuncan
Council [VPR] Posts: 2900  |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
He is just janking the chains, Aleksey ;) _________________ M. Duncan Commander 10/13/13/13/12 m.duncan@viperguild.com |
Posted on 12/23/09 2:01:16 PM |
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Aleksey
Former Member Posts: 119 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
No no no, I want to know what did I miss! Tell me more, Impavid! |
Posted on 12/23/09 4:02:19 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Well, you see, I force all the other Vipers to do stuff that really pisses Impavid off. I don't allow the Vipers to engage in any activities other than attacking pirates, especially Impavid, the entire time they are in-game. I make them constantly harass Impavid verbally on public chat. I make them endlessly grief him. If Impavid is in the sector all alone in like a gov bus, I make all the Vipers swarm him all at once. I also make them station camp him so he can never leave his home station, ever. Impavid has been in the same sector for months now. Can't leave. I don't allow it. If any Vipers disobey or question these orders, I kick them out of the guild, immediately. It's my way or the highway, so now that you're back, you better be prepared to get in step, Aleksey. |
Posted on 12/23/09 6:04:35 PM |
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Aleksey
Former Member Posts: 119 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
OH NOES! Do you mean the Vipers are actually chasing pirates? Outrageous! Seems like a vaild reason for pirates to whine, bitch and moan! While we're at topic of pirates whining bitching and moaning, what happened to VO RP forum? Every other thread is about pirating, pirate guilds, pirates complaining about non-pirates, pirates discussing cargo scanners and so on. Sounds like the most important topic in VO these days is that traders don't pay to pirates. Because, you see, hauling stolen cargo is a hard work, man! |
Posted on 12/24/09 6:08:07 PM |
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shlimazel
Former Member Posts: 529 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
It's true! I'm terrified of disobeying Strat's domineering orders to swarm poor, helpless, innocent, pirate noobs! Like Tumble, and Shar, and Ardenus, you know, noobs like that that are so helpless that even we can kill them many many times! Yeah those poor babies just don't get enough love when they're trying to steal cargo! Hell, they need a moth that handles like a greyhound and fights like a prom or they're being repressed! _________________ What do we need To take control? We can use The Rat Patrol! Pirates only laugh at Viper as a nervous reaction to that fear they have deep in their heart. -MDuncan |
Posted on 12/24/09 8:02:33 PM |
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Impavid
Pirate Posts: 161 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
I bet you like getting the whip. |
Posted on 12/24/09 8:10:29 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 |
Re: DEAR M.DUNCAN AND NERDE: COME BACK!
Okay then... In yet another display of my boundless power and depravity, I shall lock this thread. Maybe I'll lock a few others as well while I'm at it, just because I can. |