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Posted on 06/25/09 11:32:40 AM
Retractile
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If you must know...
Ok. Since everyone here seems to have an obsession with how my hair, I will relent and give you a brief update on today.

Today of all days, we have our largest current customer coming to tour our facility and hold a few meetings. So I set out my Big Boy clothes last night and get up this morning and get dressed. I deoderize and brush my teeth. I wet and towl dry my hair and head off to work. About 5 miles down the road I glance in the rear view, only to notice my hair sticking up in all manner of odd and swirly angles. So I stop off at a convienience store which inconvieniently DOES NOT carry any combs or brushes. They had plenty of tooth brushes and shampoo, but nothing suitible for my needs. So I mosey along to the next store on my way to work, which once again DOES NOT carry any combs or brushes, but again had an ample supply of everything else.

So, here I sit all dressed up in Big Boy clothes and smelling pretty, waiting for our esteemed guests who's bottoms must be adored with my hair thoroughly fingered and hoping for the best. And all I can think is WTF.

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Posted on 06/25/09 2:09:06 PM
Strat
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Re: If you must know...
Do you know what I love most about this story? I can't find it anywhere else. Kudos, ret. Kudos.

Posted on 06/25/09 2:10:50 PM
Retractile
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Re: If you must know...
See, I do remember the important things :w00t: >:)

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Yah - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast dinky-dink-dink - a - dinkadefast! *
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! you are a pirate!



Posted on 06/25/09 4:20:24 PM
MDuncan
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Re: If you must know...
hahaha made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. :laugh:

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