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Posted on 02/08/09 2:49:33 PM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply  |
Petition to change name:
I think that Viper talk should be renamed to Retractile talk instead. As far as I see, he is the most active poster here:) And unless I really!! missed out on something, he is not a VPR yet >:) >:) In tis regard, thank you to the snakes for letting us use their forum as our freelance pirate network. VO would not have been the same without. btw, update the wiki for ya. Hope you like it :w00t: _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/08/09 7:02:22 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply  |
Re: Petition to change name:
Agrees :P _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/08/09 7:21:42 PM |
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Sembei
Former Member Posts: 224 Reply  |
Re: Petition to change name:
/me goes to get the firehose set up... seems there are targets that need large amounts of water shot at them at high speed... |
Posted on 02/08/09 10:54:53 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
Hrmmmm. Wet T-Shirt contest maybe? _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/08/09 11:35:15 PM |
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Ishathis Bessuni
Lieutenant & Council [VPR] Posts: 956 Reply  |
Re: Petition to change name:
I'm sure you'll get Azumi to volunteer for that. Sembei... I'm thinking maybe not. |
Posted on 02/09/09 00:33:40 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
You don't know Sembei like I know her. I'm pretty sure I can count on her.... >:) >:) >:) * Retractile points out that Sembei is the one who wanted to start the water fight ... the minx _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/09/09 12:15:34 PM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
in your wildest and wettest dreams smurf boy >:( The only one I know will volunteer is Retractile, and who would like that? Sembei? >:) >:) >:) _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/09/09 1:51:37 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
* Retractile makes a note to wear a light shirt with thin fabric to better show off his awesome physique Killing traders is great excercise >:) _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/09/09 5:14:06 PM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
Sure is baby. Sure is! >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/09/09 7:03:19 PM |
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Sembei
Former Member Posts: 224 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
> look firehose This firehose is made of a flexible Xithricite alloy and appears to be capable of discharging large amounts of water with enough force that it would cause as much damage as the fire itself if used in the expected manner. Instead, it looks more as if it were designed to blow things through or out other things, most likely a human body (probably a pirate's, as this is a facility owned by the Vipers) through a wall or airlock. If you planning to get someone wet with this, you might as well bash them over the head with a shovel and dump their unconscious body into a lake, as it'll be cheaper and just as effective, but not quite as entertaining. There's nothing about you that interests me in the slightest, Retractile. You're a disgusting, vile lech and don't understand that no means NO. There's a bulkhead with some sharp protruding corners behind you, so unless you'd like to land on that when I turn on the hose in a few seconds, I would suggest that you move. Perhaps towards that airlock over there. |
Posted on 02/09/09 8:01:56 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
Your sounding a little tense there Sembei. You really need to learn to relax and go with the flow. Get outside the box and enjoy life. I always thought you'd be one of the good ones that likes to play rough. But might I point out, that it is not hose itself, but the pressure of the water that flows through it that determines its force. And this being a VPR facility as you mentioned, I'm sure the good folks here have installed pumps that do not exceed the standard safety limits. So, while I expect to get thoroughly drenched, I am not at all afraid to stand over in front of the air lock as you so kindly suggested. Perhaps you could help me dry off after... As to your 'so called' disinterest, I'm sure there is a part of you that truly and honestly feels that way. However, I know the other side of you that worries at me like a sore tooth. The side that sees everything you could have and become if and when you give up your pretenses at righteousness. The side of you that you hide from your friends and family with the shallow hostility towards myself and everything I represent to you. I have faith in you Sembei. I won't give up on us just yet! _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/10/09 07:26:45 AM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
She is just playing hard to get Ret. All part of the game. Besides, I think it is mandatory for all VPR to have a facede of anti-pirateness and in reality wanting to be like us. I suggest massive amounts of flowers, chokkies and jewelry :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/10/09 7:11:34 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
The anticipation makes it all the sweeter.... * Retractile knows just the transports ... err stations that dro- ... sell them. _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/11/09 08:09:11 AM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
well, we are pirates. The chase is nine-tenths of the fun :w00t: _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/11/09 11:44:51 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
Damn straight!!! :w00t: :P :w00t: :P :w00t: :P :w00t: _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |
Posted on 02/15/09 6:02:56 PM |
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Azumi!
Pirate Posts: 89 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
Did you remember to send Valentine card and flowers? :w00t: Otherwise this is a dead cause... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: _________________ Azumi, pirating in Hello Kitty style since '07 |
Posted on 02/15/09 11:17:13 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Petition to change name:
I tried, but she won't give me her address. :( _________________ Hoist the Jolly Roger Maties! I see traders dead ahead... |