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Posted on 07/10/08 3:26:45 PM
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FreedomBird said:
Retractile, you don't have to eat a cookie to drink milk. Also, Retractile, you started the cookie thing, which has nearly ruined an application thread, I'm just being honest. Yes, it was good for a laugh, and Vehement and Miharu are equally responsible, if not more so, but I'd really like to see people take applications more seriously, please in the future take little play arguments back to Viper Talk. I really don't want to ruin anyones fun, but I also want there to be respect for those considering joining the Vipers. That's why we have a Viper Talk board, for non-Viper non-Applicants to talk to us, and I personally don't have a problem with little funny arguments like this to be posted there. Just please, in the future, don't start this in application threads. Thank you for your understanding

So, as you can see, Retractile, you weren't being good, but neither were Vehement or Miharu. I guess I'll let you all get off with a warning just this once. Next time, though, it's in the slammer!!!
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* Retractile would like to point out that he has been good and left the application thread alone, unlike those other people who were still being naughty.

Too quite here and in game. I haven't had my butt kicked properly in a while and my combat skills are suffering because of the lack. Why I couldn't even hit the broad side of Carloss' XC last night. :'( So anyway, if your in game, I plan to start spendin some quality time in Sercoland since the huntins been good their lately.


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Posted on 07/13/08 9:49:41 PM
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First off I want to apologize for any and all hardships I have given VPR in the recent past. I want you to know that we at CLM have joined together to support VPR in its hour of need. We have started a fund raiser to help get VPR on its feet financially again, and I am available anytime you see me in game to help train anyone in revenue generation. Also, in the mean time we have a commitment from our members to keep the food supply stable at CLM headquarters. A Krispy Kreme voy should be arriving at VPR hq any time now.

As always, if there is anything you need, don't hesitate to ask.
Your Buddy, Retractile

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Posted on 07/14/08 01:48:30 AM
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The only thing we're in need of is more challenging opponents.

Posted on 07/14/08 06:06:32 AM
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I guess we should teach Retractile that it's okay to shoot back. He seems to have trouble in that particular area.


Posted on 07/14/08 06:11:01 AM
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Shooting back and landing hits are two entirely different things, Mor...

Posted on 07/14/08 09:23:49 AM
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The only thing we're in need of is more challenging opponents.


* sniffle *

So very brave. It just breaks my heart...

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Posted on 07/14/08 09:57:08 AM
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Shooting back and landing hits are two entirely different things, Mor...


Well, since real ship control is never going to happen, and the only configuration that works for me is at times counter productive, I am destined to be at best a mediocre pilot.

The good news is that sometimes even mediocre pilots get lucky. And it doesn't take a great pilot to create a lot of havoc in the universe. Just persistance :P

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Posted on 07/14/08 1:41:51 PM
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Sembei wrote:
Shooting back and landing hits are two entirely different things, Mor...


He shoots back? Odd, I've never seen it. Maybe that's where the paint scratches come from...


Posted on 07/14/08 4:05:53 PM
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He shoots back? Odd, I've never seen it. Maybe that's where the paint scratches come from...


Silly non-VPR, thats probably from getting hit by the scrap when I explody.

Retractile


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Posted on 07/14/08 10:10:37 PM
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dont worry retractile there once was a pirate that couldnt fight, and he bothered people non-stop and succeeded in being an irritant to many a player. his name of course [syn]n00b :P. altho he made a smart move by switching to a gov bus to keep costs low

Posted on 07/15/08 00:01:26 AM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
dont worry retractile there once was a pirate that couldnt fight, and he bothered people non-stop and succeeded in being an irritant to many a player. his name of course [syn]n00b :P. altho he made a smart move by switching to a gov bus to keep costs low


Thanks for the encouragement Kira. And while I know I suck at pvp, that knowledge will certainly never stop me trying. Besides, while I love pvp and testing myself against the best players in the game I can find, Being able to fight well isn't what I'm about. I prey upon the weak and helpless.

I assure you though, that I won't be switching to the gov bus any time soon. You'd be surprised who and how many and how well I get paid. As my modest donation to VPR in its hour of financial difficulty can attest.

I'm rooting for you VPR! God knows someone needs to stop my reign of terror,
Your Pal, Retractile



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Posted on 07/15/08 01:18:52 AM
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srry ret. if ur waiting to start a reign of terror might not wanna have an avatar of a cute kitten pretending to be a pirate....

Posted on 07/15/08 11:23:36 AM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
srry ret. if ur waiting to start a reign of terror might not wanna have an avatar of a cute kitten pretending to be a pirate....


It hasn't started? :( But ... but ... but what about all those players that make the mad dash back into the station until I'm gone or that turn tail and flee the sector if they see me? Why do they start running before I even hail? Why has VPR only saved one victim from my wrath (and that because I launched without my main huntin gun)? If there's no reign of terror, why does VPR hide in UIT space where they have the protection of the SF instead of them looking me up in grey or Serco territory?

Clearly Kira, you underestimate the energy, the passion and the utter destructive capabilities of the cute kitten.

Your Buddy,
Retractile

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Posted on 07/15/08 11:23:36 AM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
srry ret. if ur waiting to start a reign of terror might not wanna have an avatar of a cute kitten pretending to be a pirate....


It hasn't started? :( But ... but ... but what about all those players that make the mad dash back into the station until I'm gone or that turn tail and flee the sector if they see me? Why do they start running before I even hail? Why has VPR only saved one victim from my wrath (and that because I launched without my main huntin gun)? If there's no reign of terror, why does VPR hide in UIT space where they have the protection of the SF instead of them looking me up in grey or Serco territory?

Clearly Kira, you underestimate the energy, the passion and the utter destructive capabilities of the cute kitten.

Your Buddy,
Retractile

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Posted on 07/15/08 12:15:36 PM
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Why has VPR only saved one victim from my wrath (and that because I launched without my main huntin gun)?


Heh. We've only saved one victim from your wrath that you know of. A small percentage, I assure you. The one that you witnessed was an accident. I wasn't even escorting that trader. I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. Don't get too confused about how I've saved traders from you that you're complete unaware of. Maybe I'll explain it to you one day if I'm bored.

Posted on 07/15/08 2:40:57 PM
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Heh. We've only saved one victim from your wrath that you know of. A small percentage, I assure you. The one that you witnessed was an accident. I wasn't even escorting that trader. I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. Don't get too confused about how I've saved traders from you that you're complete unaware of. Maybe I'll explain it to you one day if I'm bored.


lmao Reign of terror confirmed by VPR Lt. Strat.



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Posted on 07/15/08 2:46:00 PM
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Reign of attempted terror...

Posted on 07/15/08 5:51:15 PM
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i guess u might have a reign of terror gonig on our boards with how many double posts you do........

Posted on 07/15/08 8:11:35 PM
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i guess u might have a reign of terror gonig on our boards with how many double posts you do........


Its all about post count. Soon, I'll have more posts made than most active VPR's >:) >:) >:)

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Posted on 07/15/08 9:05:56 PM
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lol u can call it a reign of terror when u match or beat strats count..... gl.....


Posted on 07/16/08 00:45:21 AM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
lol u can call it a reign of terror when u match or beat strats count..... gl.....



Do you really want to have to read that many posts from me?

And errr ... not to put too fine a point on it, but what exactly are you saying about Strat?

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Posted on 07/16/08 01:49:14 AM
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lol i usually only read ur posts once since i know theres little need to. plus u double post frequently.

and about strat, he has a pretty monsterous post count and really he's the only high post count number i could think of at the time.

Posted on 07/16/08 01:52:36 AM
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Duncan, Seta, and MB all have more than me.

Posted on 07/16/08 03:19:06 AM
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Posted on 07/16/08 04:31:19 AM
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but they have been around longer....... and i didnt have a list of ridiculously high posts near me. and urs was right up above so.....

Posted on 07/16/08 11:22:21 AM
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If Ret thinks he is gonna pass mine, I'll freakin rejoin the Vipers just to have stuff to post about and prevent it. Go home and work on your CLM post count, Retractile.

Oh, and maybe you should be babysitting Mystic instead of Azumi. I hear Azumi let someone kidnap the pirate queen.

Posted on 07/16/08 12:59:33 PM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
lol i usually only read ur posts once since i know theres little need to. plus u double post frequently.

and about strat, he has a pretty monsterous post count and really he's the only high post count number i could think of at the time.


I'll aim for catching your count first, then going for Vehement's. Basically just work my way up the chain. As to the double posting, thats certainly unintentional and I can only think of a couple of posts that have been duplicates


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Posted on 07/16/08 1:07:50 PM
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Vehement wrote:
If Ret thinks he is gonna pass mine, I'll freakin rejoin the Vipers just to have stuff to post about and prevent it. Go home and work on your CLM post count, Retractile.

Oh, and maybe you should be babysitting Mystic instead of Azumi. I hear Azumi let someone kidnap the pirate queen.


I'd certainly love to see you back as a VPR, though I suspect the game may still need you as a nationalist. I've enjoyed watching the stuffing knocked out of the tani's by ONE. I would really hate to see the Serco gains diminished so soon. After all, those are my favorite hunting grounds and a stronger Serco means more prey moving about. BTW, How is SkyHog's standing?

<sigh> Sadly, both Azumi and Mystic are on at different times from my schedule atm. I must have missed this bit of fun. Though whoever did this will pay. Oh yes. They will pay. And if its rp on the forums, well, I very rarely read the VO forums as I can't access them from work. :(

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Posted on 07/16/08 6:19:02 PM
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Not to nitpick, but... by definition, being a member of CLM, Syn or any other pirate guild is mutually exclusive from "being good" in any context other than the ability to break the law... ;)

Posted on 07/16/08 8:26:06 PM
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Sembei wrote:
Not to nitpick, but... by definition, being a member of CLM, Syn or any other pirate guild is mutually exclusive from "being good" in any context other than the ability to break the law... ;)


Ah, but did I not take my postings out of the applications forum and into the general discussion forum? Did I not respect Freedombird's wishes and Mike-L's application by refraining from adding further corruption to the thread? Is that not 'Bein Good'? Cause if its not, I can go back :P

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Posted on 07/20/08 07:56:47 AM
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Um, who's Azumi? I hear the name, but they still haven't appeared among my canopy marks.....

By the way, how desperate is CLM for decent pilots? Today one of your Lt's was trying to recruit me, but my answer was an obvious "no". And is it even within CLM policy to try to recruit the good guys?

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Posted on 07/20/08 1:14:36 PM
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Some idiot Syn was trying to recruit me yesterday. That'd be like Bin Laden recruiting a redneck klanner.

Posted on 07/20/08 1:53:24 PM
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The same has happened to me and my sister. It's mildly entertaining at best.

Posted on 07/20/08 2:27:22 PM
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Heh. I've been perpetually invited to CLM and Syn for the last 2 years. It's become tradition that every few days, I receive the "you have been invited to CLM" message in white text on my HUD. Never accept! It's a clever pirate trick I tell you!

Posted on 07/21/08 03:39:49 AM
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I've gotten invites to CLM, Syn, KAOS, Itan, SCAR (the hell?), VPR2, and a joking offer that if I beat Ghost in a duel, I could join SKV.

Oddly enough, yoda never accepts the buddy invites...

Posted on 07/23/08 3:38:24 PM
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Um, who's Azumi? I hear the name, but they still haven't appeared among my canopy marks.....

Only the most terrifying piratess ever! Her hails are known to make great men cower and pay generously for the privilage of being pirated by her.

And is it even within CLM policy to try to recruit the good guys?

Well, apart from not believing that 'good guys' exist, absolutely! Them traders don't pirate themselves you know

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Posted on 07/25/08 04:01:48 AM
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Um, Ret, you're at Viper HQ. You're currently surrounded by the "good guys" in the VO universe. Do you really want to say we don't exist? Cause I can throw you back in the slammer....

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Posted on 07/27/08 2:06:51 PM
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Um, Ret, you're at Viper HQ. You're currently surrounded by the "good guys" in the VO universe. Do you really want to say we don't exist? Cause I can throw you back in the slammer....


/me hides behind Strat

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Posted on 07/27/08 5:54:31 PM
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Strat is meaner than FB, Ret. Trust me, I know them both pretty well. You'd be better off convincing Mystic to try and seduce me into letting you hide behind me.

But then Sembei would see it and tell my wife, which would cause all sorts of hell. Now do you really want to be a home-wrecker? Didn't think so. Go torment the TGFT forums. ;)

Posted on 07/27/08 8:27:42 PM
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i think ret would be better off tormenting the CLM forums...

Posted on 07/28/08 11:46:40 AM
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I was assuming he already did that Kira :P

Posted on 07/28/08 1:20:54 PM
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Vehement wrote:
Strat is meaner than FB, Ret. Trust me, I know them both pretty well. You'd be better off convincing Mystic to try and seduce me into letting you hide behind me.

But then Sembei would see it and tell my wife, which would cause all sorts of hell. Now do you really want to be a home-wrecker? Didn't think so. Go torment the TGFT forums. ;)


So many very wrong ways I could take that! :o And since this thread is all about me 'Bein Good' I'll just say I'm a pierat not a pimp and leave it at that :P

TGFT is too busy counting their money, and Kira, CLM is too drunk to notice. I even spent a little time with ONE, but they are too G.I. Joe.
But you guys (and gals) are just right... >:)
Uncle Retractile


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Posted on 07/28/08 6:48:22 PM
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lol what about syn? i think ud fit perfectly in there.

Posted on 07/28/08 8:10:54 PM
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Kira Yamoto wrote:
lol what about syn? i think ud fit perfectly in there.


Too quite

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Posted on 07/28/08 8:24:42 PM
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really thats a surprise. well i guess its a good thing u stick around here makes it easy for us to jail u and meet our capture quota >:) . I think we can make sure u have ur own cell thats just urs. its free room and board, i know u dont get to make alot of money

Posted on 07/28/08 9:46:21 PM
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/me uses his Serco X-Ray vision implants to spot Retractile

Didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

/me throws Ret in the slammer for a couple minutes, then lets the terrified kitten out so that he doesn't get charged with animal cruelty

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Posted on 07/29/08 1:54:34 PM
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/me starts hanging curtains and moving some of his personal items into the cell. Hangs the picture of Mystic and Azumi from the CLM picnic last year on the far wall where the lighting complements it best. Adds a few throw pillows and then really starts redecorating his new room.

btw guys, I'm still only getting the public forums. When can I expect my full access to be activated?
Uncle Retractile

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Posted on 07/29/08 7:37:48 PM
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We only use this section, Retractile. There are multiple posts here every day, and only one post in the other section in the past week.

Posted on 07/29/08 10:22:53 PM
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plus i dont think u wanna see what we secretly think about all the goofy pirates out there.

Posted on 07/30/08 00:31:29 AM
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Um, Ret, you nearly forgot this

/me hands the kitten it's litterbox

There will be no business where it doesn't belong, understand?

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