NEW

PyroCo, the makers of the pyroSpammer™, after intense research and two facility rebuilds, are proud to introduce

XithriLite™

- the Xithricite enriched drink suspended in an enhanced anti-gravity can.

Available from all good independent retailers including Xang Xi, Axia and Orion, also available in Serco Territories.

Due to the volatile nature of XithriLite™, it is not currently available from Corvus Stations due to supply line problems.

(Illegal in Itani territory due to the Exploding Substances Act. Not licensed for sale in UIT National stations. XithriLite™ contains Xithricite, an extremely dangerous substance which can explode if not suspended in an anti-gravity device and handled correctly. DO NOT SHAKE CAN. PyroCo takes no responsibility for any bizarre occurrences, accidents, maiming, mutilation, brain damage or fatalities. All PyroCo drinks are drunk at the consumer's own risk. PyroCo products are all copyright and trademarked - as part of the trademark they have an appropriate colour, which must be used when quoting a PyroCo product (if you do not wish to be sued to within an inch of your life and beaten the rest of the way). Occasionally PyroCo will make customers names available to anyone prepared to pay for the list. PyroCo is a wholly owned subsiduary of Shady Dealings Incorperated. Not suitable for vegetarians. May contain traces of nuts and former employees.)