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Posted on 07/02/05 5:53:59 PM |
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Millennium BlackHawk
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HARRR
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible". "What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine" "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before". "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannonball, but I'm fine now"... "Well...ok...but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really". "What about that eye patch?". "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of seagulls flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye". "You're kidding", said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit". "It was my first day with the hook". |
Posted on 07/03/05 04:05:31 AM |
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Seta Ralel
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 1233 Reply  |
Re: HARRR
hehe... nice one! _________________ Never run out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas at the same time... |
Posted on 07/12/05 7:12:00 PM |
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cpt. overkill
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Tee Hee Did you make that up or did you find it somewhere? Great :thumb: _________________ ~Cpt. Overkill~ From the ashes of disaster, Come the roses of success. |
Posted on 08/01/05 8:51:54 PM |
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phaserlight
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There was once a dreaded pirate known as Tarbeard the Terrible, he roamed the spaceways of Sedina, preying on many a merchant ship. Tarbeard always fought to the bitter end, and never showed any sign of fear. According to legend, before every battle Tarbeard would tell his crew "bring me my red shirt!" Reason being, of course, that if he was wounded in the thick of the melee no one would notice the blood. Tarbeard was once pursued by five IDF valks, but he didn't bat an eye. "Bring me my red shirt!" he roared to his crew, and valiantly fought off the attackers. Another time ten IGPK hornets set a trap for Tarbeard at the Sedina wormhole. Upon seeing the hornets closing in, Tarbeard fearlessly bellowed "Bring me my red shirt!" and emerged victorious. Then there was the time Tarbeard was cornered by Maso, M. Duncan, Millenium Blackhawk and the rest of the Viper posse. Facing his crew, Tarbeard muttered weakly "Bring me my brown pants." ;p go Vipers... pown that pie-rat! _________________ May the breath of the Void shelter you in your travels... Phaserlight, [VPR] council 7/7/8/9/2 |
Posted on 08/01/05 8:56:56 PM |
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MDuncan
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Re: HARRR
hehe great one! made me laugh! :D _________________ M. Duncan Lieutenant 10/13/13/11/9 |