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Posted on 11/30/10 4:24:09 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply  |
Good God!
Holy Divine Crap Batman! Do you guys / gals just go to sleep or become comatose when I'm not arround? Last message (apart from Dunkins add- cool stuff btw) was from July??? Seriously??? O.M.G. Well, thankfully, I am back. Yes. I know. No need to go all mushy and emo and such. Anyway, since I know your all wondering how I am, I found out during my absense that I have 'computer eye'. Yes. Aparantly it is a real condition that has been studied. Which basically boils down to when your at a PC you blink less so your eyes dry out. Which explains a few problems I was having, like in the middle of a good fight, my eyes starting to burn and then water to the point I couldn't continue, or that while driving, my eyes would continually try to cross causing me to lose focus and briefly awareness at 70 mph on 2 lane highways (the really cool effect there was that as my eyes refocused, oncoming traffic would appear directly in front of me for a few moments). Anyways, I finally went to the eye doctor and the b_tch told me I was OLD! ME! I am not old thank you very much. I happen to be at the prime of my life! omg. Do you realize how much that sucks? This is it? My prime? I want a gd refund! I demand a Do Over! Anyways, long story short, I haz real Crocodile tears I can cry now! Which is uber awesome! Not really, but at least I don't go cross eyed anymore... Uncle Ret _________________ When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so Cute'n special |
Posted on 11/30/10 4:56:36 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
Are you sure you weren't just crying because you were thinking about how much we blow you up? Anyway, things were just starting to calm down around here. Now we'll have to read through all your delusional rambling, won't we? Sigh. Looks like you won't be the only one tearing uncontrollably. |
Posted on 12/01/10 00:07:43 AM |
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Mistena Kosmel
Former Member Posts: 75 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
Lol Strat. How old are you Uncle? 70 or somthin? |
Posted on 12/01/10 00:26:02 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Good God!
Harsh man. Harsh. However, I just want to clarify a couple of points. 1) My delusions do not ramble. 2) My rambling is not delusional. 3) Tears of Joy are ok. No one will judge you. Ok, well, I'll point and snicker, but I'm sure no one else around here would... Oh and what kind of VPR training is going on with these recruits these days? Absolutely no respect for their elders. '70 or somthin' my arse! _________________ But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here?mI don't belong here I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul |
Posted on 12/01/10 05:21:22 AM |
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Vivificus
Council [VPR] Posts: 355 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
Seriously Ret. I really try to find you when you chat (ramble) on 100 and I can't...ever. Tell me where you like to lurk and I'll come by and we'll let the guns do the talking for us. Oh, and thanks for putting k'metreq in his place when he was spewing hate toward the dude on the IRC channel a few nights ago. |
Posted on 12/01/10 11:42:26 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Good God!
I'm usually in the Nyrius-Edras region, unless I get bored and head down to Sedina b8, which I usually find empty so I log off :p I think you may be thinking about someone else. I don't recall that situation _________________ I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh |
Posted on 12/01/10 2:17:26 PM |
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MDuncan
Council [VPR] Posts: 2900 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
Good you are back :) Someone needs to show the claws around here. _________________ M. Duncan Commander 10/13/13/13/12 m.duncan@viperguild.com |
Posted on 12/01/10 10:55:55 PM |
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Mistena Kosmel
Former Member Posts: 75 Reply |
Re: Good God!
So Ret.... your 80 then... Right? |
Posted on 12/02/10 01:37:35 AM |
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Vivificus
Council [VPR] Posts: 355 Reply |
Re: Good God!
Ret I must have had a brain stall or something. It was Vskye that was chewing out K'Metreq on chat the other night and not you. It is just that you pirates so seldom do anything good that my synapses and neurons misfired at the thought of the kind gesture :) Cya in game. Whew! please clean the litter box. |
Posted on 12/02/10 05:00:26 AM |
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vskye
Pirate Posts: 15 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
Yea, me and k'metreq don't get along at all, he's a ass. I don't shoot traders that pay, is that good? ;) Btw, nice seeing you VPR get back online again. Must be a summer thing. |
Posted on 12/02/10 1:28:09 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Good God!
Thanks Duncan! I'm at that age where replacement parts come at a premium. _________________ I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh |
Posted on 12/04/10 02:24:59 AM |
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Mistena Kosmel
Former Member Posts: 75 Reply |
Re: Good God!
Then why don't you jst get your Eyes replaced? :laugh: |
Posted on 12/07/10 02:25:30 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Good God!
Because I'm not going Serco! _________________ I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh |
Posted on 12/12/10 04:18:38 AM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Good God!
And I'm out again. Sorry guys. VO is just to darned boring. Cya's _________________ But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here?mI don't belong here I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul |
Posted on 12/12/10 8:18:46 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 Reply |
Re: Good God!
This sounds familiar... I don't think we've seen the last of this feline... |
Posted on 12/16/10 8:07:31 PM |
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Cat
Member [VPR] Posts: 281 Reply  |
Re: Good God!
doesn't get more interesting with you quitting old creepy man :cry:. Now we will be left with the real creeps from CHRN :x _________________ Lady Serco shine her light upon you. |