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Posted on 06/03/10 6:12:39 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply  |
Formal Complaint
I hearby formally complain that my forum spam was unjustly removed down to this lone message. In my complaint I demand reparations in the form of 1) full access to the VPR forums, 2) better accomodations at VPR hq. A room with a nebula view would be nice, 3) unrestricted access to the VPR kitchens, 4) the right to post picks of Atice's plushie collection to the VO forums and 5) unrestricted piracy in all systems. _________________ I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh |
Posted on 06/03/10 7:40:28 PM |
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Strat
Commander [VPR] Posts: 3964 Reply  |
Formal Complaint
1.) This is full access. 2.) We have a vacancy in the brig. It has a lovely minimalist theme and a wonderful view of the guards. 3.) The kitchen has rat traps all over it. For your own safety, you won't want to go there. 4.) I don't know what you mean by "picks", but if you mean pictures, everyone will know they are really of your own collection. 5.) You don't really want that. We both know that you have much more fun with us around. |
Posted on 06/03/10 8:11:02 PM |
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MDuncan
Council [VPR] Posts: 2900 Reply  |
Re: Formal Complaint
1) You already have full access. 2) We can offer you the kitty litter waste disposal service room 3) Not even I have access to the kitchen. The VPR chef is very protective. But we have a kitty snack vending machine in the visitors lobby, right next to the docking port. 4) post away, I am curious 5) feel free, we can always use target practice, but try harder please, we need difficult targets to shoot at. _________________ M. Duncan Commander 10/13/13/13/12 m.duncan@viperguild.com |
Posted on 06/03/10 9:54:44 PM |
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FreedomBird
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 239 Reply  |
Re: Formal Complaint
1) Any boards you hear of besides VPR talk and join are myths, they don't exist. You have as much access as the rest of us. Sorry. 2) You can always go hang out with Fred, the genetically enchanced lemonade spitting cobra, he likes to hide in my moth's mines compartment. 3) Stay out, I'm warning you, I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it!!! Now, why am I holding a spatula again?..... 4) That isn't Atice's collection, it's Fred's, he just likes to leave it in Atice's quarters for whatever reason. I think Atice has probably been feeding him people food again... 5) We never said you can't pirate anywhere, it's just that wherever you decide to pirate, we'll find you and pop you! _________________ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of all who threaten it |
Posted on 06/07/10 3:22:13 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
1) Lies! I know theres more! I can hear you guys / Kitties Kitty through the wall! 2) /me wants the Admirals Suite 3) I will have my snacks if I have to crawl through the ventelation ducts! 4) Yeah right. /me points at the stack of Plush Quarterly that are all addressed to Atice 5) Umn... Perhaps I should have used unhampered instead. :S _________________ When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so Cute'n special |
Posted on 06/07/10 8:31:27 PM |
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FreedomBird
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 239 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
1) That's a continuous loop, 548 day verbal recording. It's all gibberish, but long enough that we don't expect anyone to catch on. 2) This is a Viper's station. We are unaffiliated with any national military, and therefore have no Admiral suites set up. Though I am thinking about opening up a zoo for tourists, we can always set up a kitty exhibit for you. 3) Fred, while not sneaking people food from Atice, spends a lot of time up there in those ducts, and unfortunately, he loves to eat kitties. I wouldn't do that if I were you. 4) Um, Atice, you aren't just feeding Fred people food, are you? 5) Sorry, we're snakes, and when we see a rat, we have to kill it. It's instinctual. I'm sure you understand _________________ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of all who threaten it |
Posted on 06/15/10 7:24:06 PM |
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Vivificus
Council [VPR] Posts: 355 Reply  |
Re: Formal Complaint
LMAO. Very funny thread. :P |
Posted on 06/15/10 11:43:17 PM |
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FreedomBird
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 239 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
200 POSTS!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t: >:) Yes, that was necessary. _________________ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of all who threaten it |
Posted on 06/18/10 4:44:11 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
/me haz over 300 Muahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha You'll never catch me copper! Nevah!!!!! _________________ Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't belong here... |
Posted on 06/18/10 4:47:47 PM |
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FreedomBird
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 239 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
I'm actually closing the gap through the technique of forum dominance. If a forum says I was not the last poster, I post something to it, and do my best not to leave spam. btw, give up on your demands that easy? _________________ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of all who threaten it |
Posted on 06/20/10 11:21:25 PM |
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Retractile
Pirate Posts: 323 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
Its hard to stay committed when I can't even be bothered to log in for more than 5 minutes. _________________ I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Cute'n special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh |
Posted on 06/21/10 00:32:08 AM |
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Ishathis Bessuni
Lieutenant & Council [VPR] Posts: 956 Reply  |
Re: Formal Complaint
But it's easy to stay committed when you're locked in a padded room. Orderlies! |
Posted on 06/22/10 01:38:37 AM |
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FreedomBird
Senior Member [VPR] Posts: 239 Reply |
Re: Formal Complaint
Ret, I hate to break it to you, but I am catching up slowly but surely, and next time we meet ingame I have a "surprise" for you :P _________________ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of all who threaten it |