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Posted on 07/16/09 06:00:49 AM
Impavid
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Application - Impavid
Ok, here I am begging to be a Viper because you guys are so rock hard abs and chisaled buttocks and you die so much but that's ok because it's in defense of defenseless asteroids and long tongued marsupials and I'm going to edit your wiki now.

- Why do you want to become a Viper? --- I would like to have official cover for my pirating activities.
- What is your nation? --- UIT
- What are your license levels? --- 14/17/17/18/4
- What are your faction standings? --- I am POS for every faction except UIT, Serco, Inubis, Itani, Xang Xi, Valent, Axia, Tung, and one other I can't remember
- How long have you been playing VO? --- Nearly a week now
- What is your level of experience and proficiency in regards to PvP combat? --- I'm freakin badass, obviously
- How did you hear about us? --- I keep shotting you a lot so...
- How often do you play, what times do you normally play, and what is your time zone? --- Whenever I feel like violence

I really think I could be a great asset to your plans for galactic domination. I'm really good and pushing TGFT slaves around and I can definitely kill anything that moves and asteroids. If you pick me I promise to only shoot other Vipers and not rob your bank much and maybe help you push around your slaves. I also make good coffee but I won't because I'll be too busy shotting stuff. I'm a great find.

Posted on 07/16/09 12:48:38 PM
peytros
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my name is peytros and i support impavid for vpr

Posted on 07/17/09 9:40:19 PM
vskye
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hahaha! :w00t:

Posted on 07/18/09 04:46:15 AM
Niut'Likatisin
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LOL, I havn't laughed that hard in a long time.

-Niut

Posted on 09/03/09 07:27:19 AM
Impavid
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I would like you to reconsecondsider my application with the following addition:

If you pick me I will give Strat his sense of humor back.

Posted on 09/03/09 4:07:10 PM
Ardenus
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He could use it, methinks!

Posted on 11/28/09 06:55:28 AM
Impavid
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REMINDER THAT I APPLIED! I CAN SAVE VIPER!

Posted on 11/29/09 01:44:29 AM
Valkyr Anason
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Don't worry Impavid! We remember you!

Posted on 11/29/09 03:40:28 AM
Impavid
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I CAN SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELVES!

PS you should kick atice too, he's a runner punk...

Posted on 11/29/09 04:18:19 AM
Strat
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Impavid wrote:
I CAN SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELVES!

PS you should kick atice too, he's a runner punk...


The Council actually voted on some of your "suggestions", and I regret to inform you that no changes in rank or roster will be occurring at this time. Thank you for your continuing support of The Viper Guild!

Posted on 11/29/09 5:50:24 PM
MDuncan
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lol! :laugh: 8)

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Posted on 02/04/10 9:48:52 PM
Impavid
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Seriously, I can help most of you.

(except strat, he needs counseling.)

Posted on 02/04/10 10:03:06 PM
Strat
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Impavid wrote:
Seriously, I can help most of you.

(except strat, he needs counseling.)


Aww. I want to be helped. Help me.

Posted on 03/26/10 02:49:20 AM
Impavid
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Seriously, you guys are missing out, I am greatness.

Posted on 03/26/10 10:39:02 AM
Cat
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I suggest you type /explode in-game repeatedly. Saves us the trouble and REALLY helps us. If you can teach that to the others as well, it would be a massive help I think we might even award a medal for

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Posted on 03/26/10 11:45:02 AM
Plozi
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Cat wrote:
I suggest you type /explode in-game repeatedly. Saves us the trouble and REALLY helps us. If you can teach that to the others as well, it would be a massive help I think we might even award a medal for

He really should have figured that out himself - cuz that is a wery easy and good way to help out ;)


Posted on 03/27/10 03:14:46 AM
Impavid
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Cat loves me. We flirt ALL the time. Strat is jealous.

Posted on 05/01/10 4:17:47 PM
Impavid
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Ok this is it, I'm in! I promise I won't let you down! I'll kill all the trader slaves for you!

Thanks for inviting me back M. Duncan!

Posted on 06/27/10 04:04:57 AM
Impavid
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Dudez...

I've been gone for MONTHS and fucked up yur dudez...

You should totally take me back
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