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Posted on 09/03/09 4:12:55 PM
Ardenus
Registered User (<20 posts)
Posts: 2

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Application
Hey guys my name is Ardenus and I kick ass

- Why do you want to become a Viper? Because I kick ass
- What is your nation? I kick ass
- What are your license levels? I kick ass
- What are your faction standings? I kick everyone's ass
- How long have you been playing VO? Since I began kicking ass
- What is your level of experience and proficiency in regards to PvP combat? I, well, kick ass.
- How did you hear about us? I kicked your ass.
- How often do you play, what times do you normally play, and what is your time zone? Kickass times and stuff.

Posted on 09/03/09 5:30:10 PM
MDuncan
Council [VPR]
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Re: Application
Hey guy,

I am Cdr. M. Duncan and your application is politely declined because of lack of useful information in your responses.

We know that not everyone has a similar sized vocabulary so we will rephrase the application questions in a more basic way to give you another shot at it. We are accessible, in principle, to everyone.

You failed do answer the following questions:

- Why do you kick so much ass and why is it you are inclined to kick ass and whose ass?
- What nation is your ass from?
- What ass kicking license levels do do you present us with?
- What better ass kicking faction levels do you have than other ass kickers?
- Since when precisely have you been kicking so much ass?
- What are your ass kicking specialties?
- How did you hear about the existence of other ass kickers, like us for example?
and finally...
- How OFTEN do you kick ass in-game and what are your ass kicking times and timezone?


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Posted on 09/03/09 11:30:57 PM
Impavid
Pirate
Posts: 161

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Re: Application
That was a kickass reply. Now come back and kick some ass in game MDuncan!

Posted on 09/07/09 2:10:46 PM
shlimazel
Former Member
Posts: 529

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Re: Application
Wow, Chief, I think I just laughed my ass off!

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Posted on 09/07/09 9:04:08 PM
Niut'Likatisin
Senior Member [VPR]
Posts: 498

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Re: Application
LOL
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