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Posted on 04/15/10 4:17:26 PM
Retractile
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Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
Since you guys and gals seem to thrive on tales of my misfortunes....

Ever since January 29th this year, my left foot has had a sore spot near the heel. I say January 29th because that is when my brief, humiliating story begins. It was not only EOM, and EOQ, but also EOY and we were pushing hard to get everything shipped that we possibly could. I was so tired and sore by the end of the day, that both of my feet had blisters and ached, and I was chaffed in places better left unchaffed.

Since then, I have had a persistant soreness in my left foot, which has gradually increased to the point that I periodically limp a bit when I start walking after sitting for a while.

So I finally mention this to my supervisor who does a report and sends it to HR who sends me to the company Dr., who, after 30 seconds of intense diagnosis concludes that I have flat feet and perscribed me Dr. Sholls.

I think I would have prefered if he had told me he was going to have to amputate the foot.

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Posted on 04/15/10 4:24:02 PM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
Your anguish sustains me!

Posted on 04/15/10 10:39:01 PM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
LOL

Posted on 04/15/10 11:49:19 PM
Ishathis Bessuni
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
/me shoots Retractile in the foot.

Posted on 04/16/10 01:38:03 AM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
That was the wrong foot you sadistic VPR! :cry:

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Posted on 04/16/10 02:13:09 AM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
Ok, that was just frick'in funny!! :w00t:

And how did I miss this? heh

Posted on 04/16/10 10:05:38 AM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
Next thing you'll discover you have a hump as well. Could have told you about that one though :P

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Posted on 04/16/10 2:11:04 PM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
Cat wrote:
Next thing you'll discover you have a hump as well. Could have told you about that one though :P


It's just more of me to love >:) :w00t: :P >:) :w00t: :P >:) :w00t: :P

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Posted on 06/03/10 10:08:57 PM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
/me shoots Retractile's other three feet

I got the right one one of those shots! You can thank me later! Best of all, my astounding medical expertise comes at no cost to you!

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Posted on 06/04/10 03:56:01 AM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
*No cost is free to you with only 3 shipping and handling payments of 5 million credits each!

Posted on 06/04/10 12:32:15 PM
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
I show up for work today, going about my normal routine. I report for the morning meeting and my boss asks me what I'm doing there. As it turns out, I had a vacation day scheduled for today. I freaking suck!

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Posted on 06/04/10 5:55:23 PM
Azumi!
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
monday, any time from 0700 to 1200 GMT, I'll be happy to shoot you. Repeatedly if need be, cause you probably won't remember what happened once you wake up in Latos :P

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Posted on 06/07/10 3:14:48 PM
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hahah too true! :P But obviously not today since I have to work :( Next Monday though! :w00t:



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Posted on 06/10/10 12:22:49 PM
Azumi!
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Re: Somebody just shoot me. Literally, just shoot me
bah, probably not there next monday. Anyway, we'll run into each other sooner than I run into any traders in grey.... :(

Thanks for the dances Ish (and Phaser).
The old form is just about back >:) >:)

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